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  • Me:

    Oh gosh I hate romance novels they're boring and absolutely stupid and meaningless. I can't bother myself with a plot about two people falling in love.

  • Me:

    ....

  • Me:

    *reads a fanfic about my OTP*

  • Me:

    OH MY GOSH I CANNOT EVEN! THAT WAS THE BEST THING! IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT! IT WAS SO MEANINGFUL! SO POWERFUL! WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED EACH OTHERS HAND THEY KNEW THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. THEYRE GONNA HAVE MILLIONS OF KIDS AND GET MARRIED! BEST READING CHOICE EVER! I SHIP IT SO MUCH.

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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